sportmuscles:

sportmuscles:

i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

i read it wrong this isnt true 

dappermouth:

anybody else love getting up in the morning and drinking a bunch of coffee on an empty stomach and then spending the rest of the day shivering and blinking too much and feeling like something’s on its way to murder you

birdrhetorics:

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

stockardchanning:

very ridiculous that i am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that

dadd:

I am such a “huh” ass bitch. Lmao i got bad hearing sorry

Scuttles into a pet store with no money

rare-drop:

osterfields:

tom holland just posted a video on instagram like “I’m sorry that there’s no new news on the spiderman sequel but I just got the script I’m about to read it!!” and he held up the script and it said “spider-man: far from home” so yeah he just spoiled the spider-man sequel title while announcing he had no news on the spider-man sequel,, good job tom

2srooky:

The Skype call ringtone noise activates my fight or flight response

snakegay:

mike’s hard chamomile tea